Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Lessons I Learned in Leningrad


-Sometimes the worst Hell is the one you create for yourself.

-You can't force someone to love you even if you threaten them with a loaded pistol.

-Never trust a poet.

-Art created by the soulless and viewed by the eyeless rules the world.

-If you are not committing sin, you are not having fun.

-Drugs are more effective if you do them in the nude in a dirty hotel room on the bad side of town.

-The wrong side of the tracks is all a matter of perspective.

-Greasers always carry switchblades.

-Never let your lovers choose which side of the bed you sleep on.

-Never give your kisses away for free.

-It's only worthwhile to love the truly doomed but always be sure to have 911 on speed-dial.


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