The Great and Holy Counsel

I am the Great and Holy Counsel. Whether naked or not I am invited to the lives of others for sexual favors and long unedited stories. I am the collector of said stories and the dispenser of candy wisdoms. I can help you fix your life, read every facial emotion and still not repair my own broken dalliances in a world I still seem unfit to understand. I am the Fixer, open ears and all.

Come to the Healing. I will alleviate the damager and quicken your departure. I hear all. I see all. And I know where you are hiding those little ticking moments of truth faintly tinged in despair. When I plant that kiss on your forehead know I have done all I can and now absolve you of all crimes committed against my flesh loosing you upon the unexpecting world in my Holy name for all the criminal unfeeling masses to see. Carry my love and be forgiven.